Meeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrry Christmas! – WGB, House of AWESOME Opinions

It’s that great time of the 12 months once more, once we all come collectively to indulge in the truth that Jim Carrey is as soon as once more prancing round on TV because the Grinch, chomping his method by means of the surroundings prefer it’s product of gingerbread. You go, you loopy inexperienced bastard.

Anyway, not all of you rejoice Christmas however I do, so I belief that you just’ll all take this the precise method, with love, after I say Merry Christmas to every considered one of you. No matter what this vacation means to you, I hope it’s a improbable day crammed with laughter and love, good meals and household, and a large pile of gaming swag.

I’ll do a correct end-of-year speech thingy and wrap up once we hit the New 12 months and formally enter 2024, which based mostly on how issues have been going thus far will presumably be the 12 months when all of that is lastly revealed to be some bat-shit loopy simulation being run by historical and really bored aliens.

As an outdated man in his 30s and clearly, far previous his prime, Christmas is not in regards to the presents. I imply, these are superior and I’ve my fingers crossed a few video games beneath the tree. But it surely’s actually in regards to the environment and getting to hang around with household and watch my nieces unwrap their presents.

So proper now I’m closing out Christmas Even with Violent Evening, a film about Santa Claus going Die-Laborious on some dudes, and looking out ahead to an superior meal tomorrow cooked by my improbable mum. And little question I’ll decide up a controller in some unspecified time in the future and possibly see if I can atone for just a few of the video games I’ve missed this 12 months.

Have an excellent day, everybody. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.